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NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake
Original: NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake https:// fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion .com/nba-reminds
A satirical report claims the NBA has issued guidance warning incoming rookies against spending their first paychecks on an oversized snake. The piece is written as a mock league memo, playing on the familiar trope of young players making extravagant purchases the moment they sign their first contracts. Readers are sharing it as a typical joke about rookie spending habits.
Why now: It is a new satirical story mocking the well-known phenomenon of NBA rookies splurging irresponsibly on their first big payday.
Evidence
- NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake https:// fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion .com/nba-reminds-rookies-not-to-blow-first-paycheck-on-big-ass-snake/ · onion.com@web.brid.gy · 1
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