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Child's Climate 'Solution': Demolish Power Plants, Move New Zealanders
Original: Eldest Gremlin has solved climate change. All we need to do is demolish all existing power plants, restoring the land to
A parent is sharing their eldest child's imaginative plan to fix climate change: demolish every existing power plant worldwide and return the land to nature — except in New Zealand, where residents would be relocated so the country can be converted into a pair of giant nuclear power plants. The whimsical exception for New Zealand is drawing amused reactions.
Why now: The child's absurdly inventive plan, especially the arbitrary fate of New Zealand, is funny and shareable.
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- Eldest Gremlin has solved climate change. All we need to do is demolish all existing power plants, restoring the land to nature across the entire globe. Except in New Zealand. Sorry Kiwis, you guys are getting relocated and New Zealand is becoming a pair or giant nuclear power… · catbuttes@freeradical.zone · 6
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