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Parent shares absurd morning rule: no trumpets before 8am

Original: “Don’t play your trumpet outside before 8am!” The things you find yourself yelling at the kids that you’d never have tho

A parent describes yelling "Don't play your trumpet outside before 8am!" at their children, noting the rule is one they never imagined needing before having kids. The remark has struck a chord with other parents, who recognise the pattern of making up odd, unforeseen household rules as children invent situations no parenting manual covers.

Why now: Parents relate to the shared experience of issuing bizarre rules they never anticipated before having children.

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• “Don’t play your trumpet outside before 8am!” The things you find yourself yelling at the kids that you’d never have thought would be a problem before they happen. # Parenting · jim_i_am · 4

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